Extra Big Ass Intelligence

(extrabigassintelligence.com)

132 points | by 34679 3 hours ago

14 comments

  • Jordan-117 2 hours ago
    Say what you will about President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho -- at least he cared about the well-being of his country and sought out expert guidance to set things right.
    • locknitpicker 2 hours ago
      Some elements of Idiocracy are fiction.
      • hdgvhicv 25 minutes ago
        It’s a utopia. If only we were headed in that direction.
      • random3 1 hour ago
        fair enough
    • lolakutty 1 hour ago
      Remember when your parents scolded you and told you later that it was for your own good, and you couldn't make sense of it, and thought your parents hated you and did not care for you, and want you gone?

      > sought out expert guidance to set things right.

      In the movie the expert that "Camacho" selected was also agreeable to the viewers. What if it was not?

      Then your sentence would be true, and yet, you won't be happy..

      • InsideOutSanta 38 minutes ago
        I'm not entirely sure if I understand your point, but if you're making an analogy between the president and parents, and citizens and children, then I think that is a terrible way to think of an ostensibly democratic system.
        • sans_souse 11 minutes ago
          I'm actually entirely sure I don't understand his point.
        • cgio 35 minutes ago
          Even NATO calls him daddy…
      • mixologic 48 minutes ago
        The expert he selected wasn't an idiot.
      • rexpop 47 minutes ago
        Please, enough with the fascist state paternalism.
        • hdgvhicv 22 minutes ago
          Girl, don't you wanna be like us? (Like us) No choice, no decisions, no fuss Take a dash of fascism, fill your cup It's great

          Slip off that democracy Let us take ze lead The less choice you have The more you feel free

          Hands up for the Führer all night Goose-step to the left Jump to the far right It's a Reich, it's a Reich You must bow to our might Fünf, vier, drei, zwei, eins

  • torginus 1 hour ago
    While HTML4 geocities style website have a soft stop in my heart, this page absolutely feels like it was made by an LLM which makes it ironic in a way it was never intended to be I assume.
  • pavinjoseph 23 minutes ago
    S4 - Super Statistical Surveillance State
  • walrus01 2 hours ago
    OW! My balls! Brought to you by OpenAI (OpenSI?) dots

    You know with enough compute and video generation resources now, you probably could make an entirely AI-slop 24x7 streaming channel of OW! My balls!

    BaAs - Balls as a service.

  • linguae 56 minutes ago
    Amazingly, this doesn’t look like slop to me, unlike the slop articles and images I’m flooded with on the Web these days. The world of Idiocracy actually had some taste, unlike the timeline we’re on today.
    • viccis 56 minutes ago
      If it doesn't look like slop to you, I might have some electrolytes to sell you for your plants.
  • bobcatsmith 38 minutes ago
    This website brings back memories
    • winrid 1 minute ago
      Is it the balls?
  • seydor 1 hour ago
    Ultra Pro Max Intelligence 2.7
  • samayashar 45 minutes ago
    WHAT IS THIS
    • altairprime 13 minutes ago
      EACH SI POINT ROTATES THROUGH THE EXTRA BIG ASS INTELLIGENCE POINTS
  • flipping_beacon 1 hour ago
    Art
  • altmanaltman 1 hour ago
    I also made a satire webpage but spent a lot of time getting it to look like a modern news website that most people don't even get its satire: https://gossip-glitch.considerthebean.xyz/
    • mixologic 47 minutes ago
      A modern news website would have thrown at least six dickovers in front of me before I can even get to the content.
      • altmanaltman 16 minutes ago
        Yeah but I'm not that inhuman even in satire
  • electroglyph 2 hours ago
    Welcome to Costco, I love you.
  • pestatije 1 hour ago
    if telekinesis is a manifestation of intelligence then the extra big ass that just passed by is definitely intelligent
  • anoncow 1 hour ago
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  • marsven_422 1 hour ago
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